Levistep college summer 10 week internship

[Dawoofdaddy]

Week 1. Diversity seminar in Washington DC: includes hanging out with WCBias, Ironman 8, and the other colored guys at rx.

Week 2-3. Female clinic in Vancouver, BC: hosted by Kingbill. Kingbill will teach Levi how to approach and converse with females. Includes going out on dates with chicks that Levi deems at least 6 (most of us would grade at least 9). Levi also learns that Asian women have tight snatches (shaved or unshaved) and learns to admire their beauty and ignore their less than round tails. This part of internship will have the most intense lessons and learning.

Week 4-5. Hooking clinic in Bangkok, Thailand: hosted by Quantam Leap. Includes getting a bareback bj from prostitutes and maybe QL can convince Levi to lick a hookers box.

Week 6-7. Further female training clinic in San Jose & Jaco, Costa Rica: hosted by Judge Wapner and Viejo Dinosaur. They show young Levi that if you nail it good enough the first time, the price either considerably falls for future romps or altogether comped.

Week 8. Handicapping seminar in Detroit, Michigan: hosted by ace-ace. He teaches Levi money management which will help him with his rising poker career.

Week 9. Drug education seminar in Tampa, Florida: hosted by Barman and Xpanda. They teach Levi how to roll a joint, pack & smoke a bong and that drugs are less harmful than alcohol and other so-called vices.

Week 10. Gay/Lesbian/Bi/Trans awareness week in Las Vegas & San Francisco: hosted by Ktvvegas and Kingbill. Following up his week 1 training, Levi further learns to better understand and better respect homosexuals.

Kingbill will be responsible for final evaluation and grade.

This is a non-paid internship...Levis experience and increased perspective gained is more than enough pay.

Levi will be hired as human resources director at Disney upon completion.

:howdy:

 

[levistep]

Hopefully i'll learn to open my mind to new things. Definitely worth a few laughs.

 

[Ironman_8]

Wow Woof, you took some time thinking this out didnt you? :lol:

BTW, why is KTV and KingBill hosting week 10? I didnt think they would know much about the subject matter.

Looking forward to meet you Woof at the bash brah.

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

#8

Shot that from the hip while typing.

Have noticed Levi has been taking alot of heat down here.

Ktv and KB are the two best candidates for the week 10 slot. KB posted before he used to work at a gay bar and ktv was too active during the legendary brokeback mountain threads he couldnt be left out of this type of seminar for Levi.

Im 50/50 for bash, but if Im there we'll be sure to share a few laughs.

 

[kingbill]

I'm down for it, Levi take care of your own expenses, pay for my alcohol and food consumption while you're here and it's a done deal. You can sleep on my couch.

Oh and it wasn't a gay bar, it was a straight bar that had one gay night. 500 men but only about 6 shirts.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

I think levi's gonna need more than one week in diversity training.

Funniest part of this thread: Money Management hosted by ACE-ACE.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

I'll teach him how to pick up the ho's. In addition to my natural ability, I took the liberty of recording Dsethi last night in the bars in Boston. By simply doing the complete opposite of everything said and done that dumb gameless ape, he will be top of the pops with the babes.

Consider it a gift.

 

[levistep]

I'm down for it, Levi take care of your own expenses, pay for my alcohol and food consumption while you're here and it's a done deal. You can sleep on my couch.

Oh and it wasn't a gay bar, it was a straight bar that had one gay night. 500 men but only about 6 shirts.

Didn't know you were a switch hitter.

 

[kingbill]

Didn't know you were a switch hitter.

YOU WISH, if you make it out no funny stuff, please...

I was a waiter on those nights, I used to make $300 in about 4 hours selling bottles of water and light beer.

 

[Journeyman]

Week 1. Diversity seminar in Washington DC: includes hanging out with WCBias, Ironman 8, and the other colored guys at rx.

Week 2-3. Female clinic in Vancouver, BC: hosted by Kingbill. Kingbill will teach Levi how to approach and converse with females. Includes going out on dates with chicks that Levi deems at least 6 (most of us would grade at least 9). Levi also learns that Asian women have tight snatches (shaved or unshaved) and learns to admire their beauty and ignore their less than round tails. This part of internship will have the most intense lessons and learning.

Week 4-5. Hooking clinic in Bangkok, Thailand: hosted by Quantam Leap. Includes getting a bareback bj from prostitutes and maybe QL can convince Levi to lick a hookers box.

Week 6-7. Further female training clinic in San Jose & Jaco, Costa Rica: hosted by Judge Wapner and Viejo Dinosaur. They show young Levi that if you nail it good enough the first time, the price either considerably falls for future romps or altogether comped.

Week 8. Handicapping seminar in Detroit, Michigan: hosted by ace-ace. He teaches Levi money management which will help him with his rising poker career.

Week 9. Drug education seminar in Tampa, Florida: hosted by Barman and Xpanda. They teach Levi how to roll a joint, pack & smoke a bong and that drugs are less harmful than alcohol and other so-called vices.

Week 10. Gay/Lesbian/Bi/Trans awareness week in Las Vegas & San Francisco: hosted by Ktvvegas and Kingbill. Following up his week 1 training, Levi further learns to better understand and better respect homosexuals.

Kingbill will be responsible for final evaluation and grade.

This is a non-paid internship...Levis experience and increased perspective gained is more than enough pay.

Levi will be hired as human resources director at Disney upon completion.

:howdy:

And don't forget you can always break out the 5 dime plays when all else fails A-A :thumbsup:

 

[steaktartar]

YOU WISH, if you make it out no funny stuff, please...

I was a waiter on those nights, I used to make $300 in about 4 hours selling bottles of water and light beer.

KB your one of my favs....go back to lightweight internet tough guy....at least for this thread.............credibility fading................

 

[kingbill]

KB your one of my favs....go back to lightweight internet tough guy....at least for this thread.............credibility fading................

Some of my best friends are homos, I had a gay uncle it doesn't bother me at all...
It's one of those things because of my extreme confidence in my heterosexuality, I don't get all quivery and weak in the knees around the homos like some guys, Right Levi?

Something to ponder, those people who fear heights are not afraid that they are going to fall, deep down they are afraid they'll jump.

So when I hear about guys who get nervous around the homos, I usually think it's that they aren't afraid of being hit on, they're afraid they'll like it.

 

[steaktartar]

Some of my best friends are homos, I had a gay uncle it doesn't bother me at all...
It's one of those things because of my extreme confidence in my heterosexuality, I don't get all quivery and weak in the knees around the homos like some guys, Right Levi?

Something to ponder, those people who fear heights are not afraid that they are going to fall, deep down they are afraid they'll jump.

So when I hear about guys who get nervous around the homos, I usually think it's that they aren't afraid of being hit on, they're afraid they'll like it.

agree KB it is the same as first guy to smell a fart or yell fire..chances are he had a hand in it

 

[kingbill]

agree KB it is the same as first guy to smell a fart or yell fire..chances are he had a hand in it

:lol:

 

[mlfp]

Something to ponder, those people who fear heights are not afraid that they are going to fall, deep down they are afraid they'll jump.

Holy shit, you actually just explained a lot to me with this. No bullshit.

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

Something to ponder, those people who fear heights are not afraid that they are going to fall, deep down they are afraid they'll jump.

Classic KB material and again most likely closer to being spot on than off target.

mlfp, KB can be flakey sometimes, but he is spot on with his chick and homo posts.

:banger:

 

[Illini]

Hilarious stuff, Dawoof. :thumbsup:

 

[Illini]

Some of my best friends are homos, I had a gay uncle it doesn't bother me at all...
It's one of those things because of my extreme confidence in my heterosexuality, I don't get all quivery and weak in the knees around the homos like some guys, Right Levi?

Something to ponder, those people who fear heights are not afraid that they are going to fall, deep down they are afraid they'll jump.

So when I hear about guys who get nervous around the homos, I usually think it's that they aren't afraid of being hit on, they're afraid they'll like it.

I agree with you about homosexuals. I used to think badly of them, and would never associate with one of them. But then I had a gay boss, and he was cool as hell. I still think his gay mannerisms are funny sometimes, but I realized that there really is no reason not to treat these people kindly, and just accept that they are different.

As far as heights, I disagree. I'm terrified of heights, and it's because I'm afraid of falling. Even driving in the mountains, my hands start to sweat. Scared to death of any kind of heights, even climbing on roofs.

 

[mlfp]

mlfp, KB can be flakey sometimes, but he is spot on with his chick and homo posts.:

Haha, what a great sentence.

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

I'll teach him how to pick up the ho's. In addition to my natural ability, I took the liberty of recording Dsethi last night in the bars in Boston. By simply doing the complete opposite of everything said and done that dumb gameless ape, he will be top of the pops with the babes.

Consider it a gift.

Joey, since you are in Rhode Island nearby Levis home in Connecticut, after his first week of diversity training, I think he should at least spend a few days with you before heading to Vancouver and Kingbill.

Hopefully Ironman throws in a few female pointers during the diversity training sessions.

Dsethi will only be involved with helping Levi eat with his hand (right hand only), wiping the crack with his left hand, and how to properly guzzle booze.

Maybe if Raj has time, he can show Levi around Richmond as Im sure Levi hasnt seen in Connecticut that many black people in one place.

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